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King of the Hill
King of the Hill

Join date : 2010-01-29
Location : Stafford Va

PostSubject: New Diet   December 6th 2010, 5:18 pm

Yesterday I was at my local Wal Mart buying a large bag of Purina

dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the

checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have

little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I

was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,

because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50

pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes

coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that

it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat

one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so

it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that

practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the

dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an

Irish Setter's rear end and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was

laughing so hard.

Wal Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
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Club Member
Club Member

Join date : 2010-01-23
Location : Jackson Center,PA

PostSubject: Re: New Diet   December 6th 2010, 5:47 pm

I always wondered how we could feed the starving pygmies for just 12 cents a day!!!
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Brock Spangler


Join date : 2010-09-26
Location : West Middlesex PA

PostSubject: Re: New Diet   December 6th 2010, 7:23 pm

LOL wow you told her the facts!
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