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TurboJoe
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PostSubject: Pennsylvanians   March 12th 2011, 7:27 am

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Pennsylvanians…;
>
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed
> from September through May,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
> assistance and they don’t even work there,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the
> same time, you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation
> with someone who dialed a wrong number,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If “vacation” means going anywhere south of
> Harrisburg for the weekend,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you measure distance in hours,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer
> more than once, you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in
> the same day and back again, you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
> during a raging blizzard without flinching,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you install security lights on your house and garage,
> but leave both doors unlocked,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you carry jumpers in your car and
> your wife knows how to use them,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you design your kid’s Halloween costume
> to fit over a snowsuit,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -
> you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because
> the potholes are filled with snow,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter,
> winter, still winter and road construction,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
> you may live in Pennsylvania ...
>
> If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.
>
> If you actually understand these jokes, and
> forward them to all your Pennsylvania friends and others,
> you definitely do live – or have lived - in Pennsylvania.
>
>
>
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PostSubject: Re: Pennsylvanians   March 12th 2011, 9:18 am

Those are to true to be funny LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Pennsylvanians   March 12th 2011, 6:56 pm

If driving is better in the winter because
> the potholes are filled with snow,
> you may live in Pennsylvania.


That sounds alot like East Liverpool, Ohio! LMFAO!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Pennsylvanians   March 13th 2011, 1:06 am

> If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the
> same time, you may live in Pennsylvania.



That sounds like my buddy "Jethro" from PA alright. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Pennsylvanians   April 28th 2011, 10:05 pm

THAT SOUNDS LIKE MAGNOLIA OHIO ALSO BEEN THERE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THAT LOL lol! sunny affraid Laughing
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